Ghost Boner

A type of boner that a guy gets without realizing it.

Dude look at that dude he has a ghost boner and doesn't even know it!

Ghost Boner by GREB! December 21, 2008

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"Damn, look how small Randy's boner is." "ITS A GHOST BONER, GOD! MY DICK IS LIKE A CENTIMETER LONGER!"

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The temporary, lingering erection following an orgasm. Ghost boners typically only last for a short period of time.

Wife: "Are you ready to have sex again?"
Me: "No, this is just a ghost boner."

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Still being able to feel the dick that was grinding on you in the club once the song ends.

*wipes off ass*
"Gurl, you got something on your butt?"

"Nah…just trying to wipe off this ghost boner."

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When a male sees something sexually stimulating, but isn't able to achieve an erection due to a previous orgasm

Guy: "Darling, you're so sexy. But I'm only able to get a ghost boner right now."
Girl: "Those gosh darn ghost boners!"

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When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner

George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.

boner ghost by meldon888 December 5, 2015

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When one wakes up or discovers a boner and has no clear idea on how it came to be.

George had quite the boner ghost when he was standing in line at walmart.

boner ghost by Sephtis February 6, 2015

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