Dave Gettleman

Very good modern thinking analytical NFL GM. Doesn't like running the ball or stopping the run.

Dave Gettleman: I would never draft a running back with the 2nd overall pick.

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gettleman

A disease where worms come out your asshole and fish eggs fall out of your vagina.

Girl 1: "So how're you feeling?"
Girl 2: "No?! I still have gettleman and it's f*cking destroying me."

by Impromptumacaroni April 18, 2018

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Any negative experience had as a result of something Dave Gettleman has done while GM of the NY Giants

Person 1: “Damn I really thought we were going to beat the Chiefs this year.”
Person 2: “Yeah us Giants fans really got Gettlemanned again!”

by Igotgettlemanned November 08, 2021

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