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Gertjan is a guy who likes to do everything. A person who is loved by everybody and like's to share he's knowledge with you. If girls see a 'Gertjan' they love to listen to him and before you know he is one of the best players in town.
Ow my god, there is a Gertjan! let's get the party started
Gertjan by Kattepis March 25, 2019
A crappy car that has been payd for much too much. U have reason to call a car a gertjan when within a month, the sell price of the car is half the amount of whats paid for it.
Damn i really regret buying this old police car, its such a gertjan. =(
gertjan by bombaclap March 7, 2008
The kindest, most loving, and extremely giving person on this planet. Think of the story "The Giving Tree". That's Gerjan.
You're so kind, you could be a Gerjan.
Gerjan by tastelikekisses October 2, 2020
Nolife #1 ranked RuneScaper. He is allergic to the sun and can be found next to his multiple computers. He e-flirts in his free time in a failed attempt to get some runescape pussy.
Bob: Hey Mike, did you pull a Gertjaars last weekend?
Mike: Yeh, I didn't leave my computer once!
Gertjaars by snowballman3 March 29, 2009
the role model for all people in australia to grow up just like him and fail at life playing runescape for 20 hours and sleeping for 4 hours
i want to grow up and be just like gertjaars
Gertjaars by I Pity Gertjaars July 18, 2009
No. 1 on the RuneScape hiscores. He beat Zezima when the Summoning skill came out. People worship him like a god and you will usually see people going "OMG GERTJAARS!" in his presence. If he turns private on he will be spammed.
*Gertjaars appears out of nowhere in Falador*
Gertjaars: Hi.
Random people..

Omg Gertjaars
Z0mg Gertjaars ftw!
Omg Gertjaars give me fr33 st00f p10x
Gertjaars by Mechanicai April 12, 2009
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