Gerpe

quite self explanatory a ginger with herpes not to be confused with pink sock

person one: I'm dating a ginger

person two: that has herpes

person three: what do you call that

person one: a hinger

person two: nope a gerpe

by Schottzie December 21, 2010

Gerde

The coolest substitute teacher on earth! He tells many "real" stories of his life to his students. He is now working on an autobiography of his life!

I want Mr. Gerde as our sub!

Gerde power!

That story was definitely from Gerde!

by gerdebirdy November 1, 2013

Gerber balls

When a man is whipped so bad that his woman keeps his balls in a baby food jar.

Kim has Mike's Gerber balls safely secured on the shelf.

by Mishicotdrunk August 6, 2011

gepetts

(Adjective) Cheap, or rubbish. Can be synonymous with next in a negative way.
(History)
From the famous Pinocchio fable/disney film. Geppeto was so cheap he had to make his own son.

'Yo house is gepets'
'That girl is bare gepets'

by Alex - The G [Abos for ever] January 29, 2005

Geremias

Geremias is the most kind person you will ever meet. He is athletic and funny,he gets all the ladies.

I want to be like geremias

by Iiiiiiigggggg March 17, 2019

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.

Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.

by willvery March 3, 2017

Gerde

A substitute teacher who can summon the whole univerise into the tip of his pencil while taking tiny sips from his coffee

Absolute zero is very powerful. If we were to make the tip of this pencil have absolute zero the whole universe may be sucked in, gerde said.

by William Taylor December 14, 2008