Gernader

When a attractive female has a ugly looking friend that is kinda like her gardian like the gernader is the mom of the girl and the girl is mama's little cub and prevents the attractive looking girl from getting action with a male

John: Holy shit look at that babe

Blake: Yeah but look the the right of her

John: Oh shit looks like were not getting any of that tonight we got a gernader on our hands

by TheReallyRasistGuy July 20, 2010

gernade

An illiterate's spelling of the word grenade.

Idiot: zOMG THROW TEH GERNADE.
Smart person: Gernade isn't a word in English, did you mean grenade?

by KnowsEnglishWell October 23, 2012

Genrader

Sometimes referred to as a Genny, the Genrader is a particular speciecs of brachiopod that is mostly land-dwelling and can be found lurking in the shadows of Alabama back alleys and butcher store rendereing facilities. For inexplicable reasons, this creature holds bankers and "evil-ution" proponents as its mortal enemies, perhaps due in large part to it's disproportionately large, thick skull and minute brain. To find one and possibly catch one, the hunter merely needs to shout:"BANKERS!!" or just follow the slime trail.

"Mr. Darwin! This Genrader here seems to be caught in a conundrum between creation 'theory' and evolutionary reality! Shall we catalogue it under Dufus maximus?"

by Dr. Lookles Darwin, Jr. September 8, 2008

Five Finger Gernade

When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"

-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.

-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.

-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.

by Brayden G. February 18, 2008

sitting on the gernade

when you keep the fat ugly bitch occupied while your buddy scores with the hot chick

rob got to bang that hot bitch last night...while i got stuck sitting on the gernade

by badonakdonk butt March 29, 2007

Gernade

Ugly ass girl who hangs around the hot girl your tryin to bang and just wont let you get laid

You go out and you find a chick whos smokin hot and she has a friend who is fat as hell and ugly as shit your tryin to ditch this ugly bitch all night so you can get sum but she just wont stop cock blockin you thats a Gernade a Landmine is the skinny version of a Gernade

by MMAGuido August 3, 2010

Genrader

A type of individual utterly incapable of civilized, moral thought.

For example, a Genrader would enter a sexually perverted definition into urbandictionary.com if given the opportunity.

by Anonymous Corborg Lurker September 8, 2008