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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 24, 2011
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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin February 11, 2011
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