gerbert shang

An English Cult founded by Joe Bouelam who are made to worship the sweet lemon sherberts, which they renamed Gerbert's.

The members get in trouble on a daily basis for fun.

The lower-ranking members named Gerbert Guppy's such as Stirling are abused and attacked by the others doggy piling on top of them but some members choose to be attacked such as Jamie who can withstand over 300 kilograms on top of him.

To become a member you have to withstand a test of balls where you have to do something to get in trouble whether you get caught or not.
Gerbert Shang host a lot of games such as hide and seek, manhunt and beating each other up.

Joe: we have gathered today in support of Gerbert's everyone you may now eat your Gerbert
All Gerbert Shang members: GERBERT SHANG! X3

by way2cool4usmeglets November 27, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

Gerber Squirtin'

A term used to describe the act of a prepubescent boy masturbating.

Synonyms: baby jerkin'
Antonyms: prune juicin'

Mom: "Jeremy, why did you bring your laptop into the bathroom?"

Uncle Timmy: "That little bastard was gerber squirtin'!"

by ajaykoz93 June 14, 2010

Gerber servers

Another name in the vast vocabulary to describe a woman's breasts. Sometimes (but not limited to) used to refer to an expecting or new mother's swelled bosom.

Dude, did you see the gerber servers on that broad?

Wow, I would love to get my hands on those gerber servers!

or in the mother's reference:

Have you seen Dave’s wife lately? Ever since she got knocked-up she has really developed quite a nice set of gerber servers.

Holy shit! I can’t believe that chick just whipped out her gerber servers right here in the restaurant.

by zeeb1138 March 5, 2008

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010