On the 8th day, God created work. Humanity didn't like work. Why you ask? Because mortals, work sucks a donkeys shlong. So on the 9th day, the wise and all powerful God created Georgia Lambert,
the greatest boss in the history of
existence. Georgia, through penis jokes and laid-backed-ness, proceeded to make work worth while. Now, Philip could earn money
with a smile on his face and a beer in his hand. All was finally well in the universe.