George Lonner

A sexy man that is so deeply loved by his woman. George is an amazing lover and the best friend to his soulmate who he met late in life but by whom he was admired by for over 25yrs before he himself realized Melissa Meyers has been & always will be THE ONE! George brings out the best in his lover, he makes the biggest crankiest morning person smile with his "fake ass boner"... Never has Melissa Meyers, ever been with someone like George Lonner, his touch, his kiss, his movements melt with hers, in love making he becomes one with her! He is made for her and vice versa!

George Lonner knows how to make Melissa laugh, how to make her cry & how to make her scream....out in pleasure!

George Lonner by HunnyBee81 May 4, 2023

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George R Lonner

A man who is fully devoted to Melissa Meyers. No other woman ever has & never will give him mind blowing orgasms like she does, they are made for each other & he will love her until the end of time.

George R Lonner will love Melissa I Meyers forever, until the end of time!

George R Lonner by HunnyBee81 May 3, 2023

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George R. Lonner

1. A sexy man who is fully devoted to Melissa I. Meyers.

2. The other half of Melissa I. Meyers

3. A man who frequently gives lady boners to Melissa I. Meyers

George R. Lonner is going to be with Melissa I. Meyers forever & ever, till the end of time.
So BACK OFF BITCHES, HE'S MINE!

George R. Lonner by HunnyBee81 May 4, 2023

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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