gayspeak

(GAY-speek)n. communication between homosexual males (usually in private) who speak in a familiar manner that comes across, initially ,as polite discourse but it is usually loaded with rancor and/or sarcasm

Tod: "Hey Queen. Don't you look lovely today"
Ted: "Thank you Miss Thing! I do don't I?"
Tim: "You two are a real mess."
Tod: "What's her problem? Didn't get any last night?"
Ted: "Whatever! The bitch thinks she's all that..."
Tim: "You girls work my nerves with all that gayspeak. You sound like a couple of black women."
Tad: "You know what they say honey: Trapped inside every gay man is a black female entertainer."
Tim and Tod: "Thank you honey!"

gayspeak by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

gay speak 

crappy fucking talk used by losers who never see the sun, have annoying voices, and PwN nOoBs in counterstrike. example: www.pwned.nl

zeal whatever the fuck your name is: ROFL LOOK AT ME 1 34T 5-1T \00[3!?!@>#<!$@!!!11

gay speak by NaotaXL August 25, 2004

gay speak 

dis iz gai sp33k! I m sp3akn9 9ay5p3ek! i aM Da MaN!1112 i cAN KiLL yuO!!1 WaSh Me RyD mA VEHiCle!111`

<Contradicted> tEh PpLz @ JiPpii.c0m r fagz! DeY sp33k gai spe3|<!!!!!!1
<MuchoKoolo> You are such a colon-head.

gay speak by Bastardized Bottomburp March 29, 2003

gay speak 

ALso known as leet speak, an art that takes normal words and replaces the leter with ASCII characters that resemble the letters of the word

1337 - leet
Roxor - |20><0|2

gay speak by *********** March 29, 2003

gaysteak

The exact opposite of Steaksauce. Gaysteak is something that sucks or is uncool.

"Man, that movie was gaysteak."
"I can't believe he ditched me, that's gaysteak."

gaysteak by fijbert January 24, 2007

gay speak 

Some odd speech used by random people that are either cool or nerdy.

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!! = Shut the fuck up u dumb ass unleet dickhead!!!

gay speak by Tha guy April 24, 2005

gay speak 

Also known as netspeak, it aint gay, jus because someone has pissed you off by talking in it and you cant understand it doesnt make it gay.

so in short:

5|-||_|7 7|-|3 |=|_|(|< |_|? |_| |)|_||\/||3 455 |_||\|1337 |)|(|<|-|34|)!!!

I kin speak 1337 n u cant, u uneducated n00bs!

gay speak by Zeal valentine November 12, 2003