gaypolar

To have ups and downs of varying gayness. The word was made up by a stupid boy trying to come up with a comeback one day.

Anna- "God, are you like bipolar or something??"

Michael- "Uhhh, no. Are you... GAYpolar?

gaypolar by I put the ana in banana January 8, 2008

Gaypolar

When the European kid in your friend group is gay 50% of the time

Han is Gaypolar

Gaypolar by KevinKyleKid March 6, 2022

guypolar

An adjective describing the ability of men to be knocking the snot out of each other one minute, and then knocking back a beer together the next minute. In contrast to women, who remember every high school insult at their fiftieth reunion.

When he was a young man, Abe Lincoln beat the crap out of a minor gangster named Jack Armstrong. Immediately afterward, they became friends for life. Lincoln and Armstrong were guypolar.

guypolar by tf101062 January 17, 2008

guypolar

(gi-po'lar) a. The inability of males to concentrate on more than one thing at any time. The reason why it can be dangerous to talk to a male whilst they are operating heavy machinery or shaving. (f. guy- + polar.)

"I'm sorry, I can't remember what we were talking about because I thought about something else for a second... ...and I'm guypolar."

"I was only trying to program my VCR, and the house burned down. Must be because I'm guypolar and forgot about the deep fryer."

guypolar by Tom Sawyer, sitting in the foyer. January 6, 2009

Guypolar

When you are unable to pick between multiple crushes. You find yourself confused as to which guy you should date, as you like them all equally

Ashley: I really like Mason, Nate and Noah. I can’t even pick between them! They’re all so cute omgggg
Sarah: Omf Ashley! You’re so guypolar

Guypolar by AllieCattt16 November 6, 2019

gay-polar 

Someone who can't decide if they're gay or straight.

"One day he likes girls, the next day he likes guys. He's so gay-polar."

gay-polar by ImNotYourStar July 7, 2009

guypolar

A mental disorder in which a woman is attracted to a different many each day. Most women are unaware of the disorder but people associated with her will notice and become very irritated. The disorder is most active between ages 12-35 and simmers down after that. People who suffer from guypolar have commitment issues and can not maintain a longterm relationship. Symtoms of guypolar are anger, confusion, attention seeker, loud, and extra flirtatious. People who suffer from guypolar tend to lead men on and are a big tease.

guypolar freak

guypolar by CLOUSEAUNATOR May 16, 2011