Gaylaird 

Like a gaylord, except, well, more Scottish.

Hoots! Angus is a gaylaird! Has anyone seen ma Maynards Winegums?

Gaylaird by amtamt May 27, 2006

gaylaid

To intercept or attack from ambush, as in order to rob, seize, or slay but only by a homosexual.

Last night I got gaylaid by Tim Brown.

gaylaid by SirWackalot January 13, 2009

Gaylard 

An American christian name but now villified into a classic insult used mainly in southeast England: A derogatory phrase to sum up something that is rubbish or pants.

Chelsea played like real gaylards today.....Don't be a gaylard.
Shall we go to the gaylard Tandoori tonight??
Alt. Gaylardy, lardarse, gaylord.

Gaylard by Neboken ya neyo March 13, 2005