Emma: Wow, Drew, I'm really surprised you caught that ball.
Drew: That's gaycism. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I can't catch balls. Stop being gaycist, Emma.
Emma: You can't if they're not going in or around your mouth.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.