Gay Ear 

The right ear or gay ear is the ear that most homosexuals tend to get pierced more often than the left ear, hence when somebody who is heterosexual is getting their right ear pierced he is getting the gay ear pierced. Straight men should avoid getting this ear pierced if they wish to carry onward their straightness.

Right=GAY

Left=Straight

Both=Normal

Male #1- "Yo man, i'm gonna get my right ear pierced today."
Male #2- "WHAT?! Dude, that's the gay ear!"
Male #1- "I know that."
Male #2- ...*slowly walks away*...
Male #1- NO WAIT COME BACK...... I LOVE YOU!!!!

Gay Ear by Vomitcake January 12, 2011

Gay Ear 

The right ear is the “gay” ear; the common saying right is wrong has been used up to the 90s as well as many gay men choosing to pierce their right ear only. The left ear is the straight ear since it’s opposite the “gay” ear.

Person 1: hey I think I’m going to pierce my right ear.
Person 2: bro that’s the gay ear, you know that right?
Person 1: I thought you knew I was gay? Why else would I pierce my right ear only?
Person 2: oh… I did not. Welp.. good for you, see ya around.
Person 1: wait can I get your #?
Person 2: ummm…. try Grindr I’m straight sorry.

Gay Ear by Vincenip lobecelli July 27, 2022

Gay Ear 

It has been known for many centuries now that the 'Gay ear' is commonly the left ear.

Right= Straight
Left= Gay

Guy 1- Hey are you gay?
Guy 2- Why would you think that?
Guy 1- Because you have your left ear pierced and that's the gay ear.

Gay Ear by Lala Boo June 29, 2016

Gay ear 

THE LEFT ONE

The left ear is the gay ear, Matthew; I’m sorry, but by piercing your right ear, you have turned yourself into a heterosexual

Gay ear by LeftEarGay May 20, 2019

Middle Earth Gay 

An individual who insists Lord of The Rings trilogies are the best films created and enjoys sitting to a ass-numbing amont of hours watching men running around chasing a ring wear frocks and wielding daggers, wands and bows.

Arran - "Ah lad, i watched Lord of The Rings last night! Was so fucking good"
Adam - " ................."
Arran - " What!?"
Adam - " Middle Earth Gay you lad!"
Arran - ".................."

Middle Earth Gay by Lyrical Hyper Sniper December 11, 2013

Earnest Gay Thoughts 

Jay Malsky. Liberal actor. Also known as "The Jerk Who Yelled In Disney World's Hall of Presidents".

Me: I just saw a video of a guy yelling "Lock Him Up!" at Trump's robot in the Hall of Presidents today.
Brook: Who yelled?
Me: Earnest Gay Thoughts. Real name: Jay Malsky.

Earnest Gay Thoughts by thebear424 June 11, 2018