What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

A Gargoyle is pimp shit when it comes to everything. He/she doesn't take shit, especially from goons or goblins. Is known to bust heads with no remorse.

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle?

Not shit bro, I'm pimp shit.

What's a Goblin to a Gargoyle? by IIqhwfc November 2, 2010

Gargoyle Shit

"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.

This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.

This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.

John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.

Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.

Gargoyle Shit by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011

gargoyle snatch 

1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.

See also: busted ravioli

I went down on a girl who had a "gargoyle snatch", so I came right back up.

gargoyle snatch by Emiliaporfavor & Meg says relax. April 3, 2008

gargoyle slam 

When a female lays at the end of her bed and spreads both of her labia lips (similar to gargoyle wings). The male stands on the top of the bed, completes a triple spin (counter clockwise) and then slams his penis into her "spread gargoyle wings".

Male: " OH , Maria let's do the gargoyle slam!!!"

Female: "My labia's wide open like a gargoyle's wings flapping in the wind".

Male: 1....2...3... (counting spins)

gargoyle slam by I'm a bagina December 5, 2009

Gargoyle Syndrome 

That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.

“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off”

Gargoyle Syndrome by Tscharett January 14, 2018

That's so gargoyles 

When someone says something stupid and you have absolutely no remark that would fully explain your disappointment in them.

Tom: So did you ever text that hot girl from the club that gave you her number?

Dave: Yeah, she said she didnt remember me.

Tom: Ouch. That's so gargoyles.

That's so gargoyles by JamesCrowe4 May 2, 2010

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape 

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape by Bludshot May 30, 2006