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Garfield Kart 

A 3DS game from 2015 that was created by God himself. Ancient Byzantine empires held Garfield Kart on a golden pedestal, which caused many a global conflict. WW1 was actually caused when Archduke Franz Ferdinand came into a copy of Garfield Kart: Epic Jesus Corkscrew Edition, and Gavrilo Princip was like, "Oh hell nah, I'm finna kill this boi."
Jesus: Can I have video game making abilities to please our subjects?

God: Of course, son.

Jesus: *Actually makes Garfield Kart, which causes eternal turmoil*

Also Jesus: wOrLd WaR tImE.
Garfield Kart by TheLastHomicide November 29, 2018
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garfield kart 

the best game in this world besides the godsent minecraft. i love this game. i lose my mind, when i have two sexy garfields next to me. i go coocoo, i go insane. im crazy, im coocoo crazy, garfield has me cookey. im coocoo cookey crazy.
“brooo im playing garfield kart and theres so many sexy jon arbuckle’s next to me”
garfield kart by yunacore November 12, 2019

Garfield Kart 

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.
dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.
Garfield Kart by Milky Potato December 9, 2020

garfield kart 

a really cool game that lags so bad and u suck if you dont like it
garfield kart succks
garfield kart by whatiscow March 30, 2017
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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