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Garf's Law 

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.
"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law
Garf's Law by TheGameCube March 14, 2020
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Garf's Law 

Garf's Law is a law used by people who extensively say phrases like "not funny didn't laugh" on people's memes, or people who just micromanage humor. This word is related to words like band kid and Normie for the reasoning that people who follow Garf's Law are quite unfunny. This definition came from the ifunny user "allhaillordgarfield" and how he would consistently comment "not funny" on people's profiles, even though a lot of users found him quite "unhumorous". The word was invented by the ifunny user "AnnoyingOrangeFanPage".
"Some dude just commented not funny on my meme."
"What does he post?"
"Cropped hentai and Twitter screenshots."
"Ah, Garf's Law at work."
Garf's Law by Miltank_ July 11, 2020

Garf's Second Law

Originating from ifunny user mr_tronfield,it is when you visit someone's account expecting the majority of their posted content to be of same type as their post you just saw,but only to be greeted by large amounts of Garfield content.
"Looked at your account expecting
more videos like this, what the
fuck is any of that, what the fuck is
garf gang why the fuck are people
obsessed with Garfield" -ifunny user idontlikeotherraces upon discovering Garf's Second Law
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