Aaron Gardner means the most to me .. He's the most cutest person on this earth I love him so much his brown eyes are so amazing I just wanna snuggle him forever and everrr.. He makes me happy if I'm upset or mad he's funny and sweet<3 I love you Aaron<3
by RawrGoesEwin September 29, 2013
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A weasel. A little botanist sucking fool. Kid likes to suck off khabib after his fights and take it from behind from Daniel Cormier. Kids mood flips on a dime. Curly haired Jew looking ass. Pale as Casper the ghost in this bitch. Words cannot describe how sped this homo gardener is.
James Gardner is a fucking weasel!
by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018
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The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.
Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..
by FD45acp September 3, 2015
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A small city in Eastern KS 25 minutes outside of Kansas City. Known for mass amounts of illegal drugs and cops that do absolutley nothing about it. Also, the people that aren't on drugs are usually stuck up because they think they came from money.
by kcrofford June 14, 2011
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Is a Great teenage boy, he is Australian and has the funnest humor. He is not a tough person and isn't built like a dream but his heart is good and will care for anyone. he will help anyone out and never judges people. Is in touch with his emotions. loves writing and enjoys all music. . he is very calm and gentle and would never hurt anyone. he is one of the universes surprises. he is a bit of a nerd and loves to write essays but doesn't read. He is like a teddy bear and loves to be with friends but doesn't have many close ones. makes friends easy and is very friendly has the most awesome hat and always cares how he looks. can be very vain, if you meet this Speedy fella you will be amazed at the joy you will get from him. if you fall in love with him never ever let him go. he is a very valuable person to have in your life his advise will get you far his friendship will never part. And one day you will see this rare endangered specie who hides away in his room playing computer games and the day you see him the day your will begin and he shall never leave your side. SPGG :)
1.Speedy Simon!!!!

2.heyy.

3.look its Simon Gardner
by Speedy Simon October 17, 2010
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