Scott's brother in law shot him dead in an argument over a garden hose. The coroner determined Scott's brother in law had the better garden hose since he could still use his.
by Solid Mantis February 09, 2018
One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.
Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.
by The Original Agahnim September 09, 2021
by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 08, 2019
noun. a word used to refer to a woman of dubious reputation or behavior without directly calling her a slut.
synonymous with hose bag
synonymous with hose bag
by They call me legs July 14, 2008
when a guyt covers his pee hole while masturbating, thinkng it will act like a garden hose and spray farther.
he is so stupid, he actually thinks plugging his dick like a garden hose will make him shoot farther
by bigbadmet June 08, 2007
a lethal weapon used in world war 2, the only person worthy enough to wield such power is Minecraft steve, sadly Minecraft steve switched sideds during infinity war to kill shrek our lord and saviour
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 03, 2018
When a female puts their thumb over the hole of the vagina, thus creating a pressurised stream to increase standing accuracy.
by Finlonger September 25, 2014