garbage baby

Any baby found in the garbage because some mofo bitch had her a kid and threw it away 'cuz she a ho.

" I dun not want dis here garbage baby so ima get rid 'o it in dis here trash thingy"

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Garbage baby

Offspring resulting from the extraction and insertion of sperm from a used condom discarded into the garbage can.

Dude, Tiffany stole my splooge from the can, we're gonna have a garbage baby!

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It’s a cute nickname to someone who’s mother found them in a dumpster as an infant and took care of them for the rest of their life.

“oh look over there! It’s Cameron the Garbage Baby”
“Where?”

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If a car is stored in the garage during a storm it is a garage baby. It is always clean when other cars are otherwise dirty.

Look at that garagebaby, not a spec of snow on it.

garagebaby by Darioisms December 13, 2022

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