garbage monkey 

A term for the word "shoot" as in the following after a mistake

You drop a glass bowl...GARBAGE MONKEY

garbage monkey by Caro-Zion ELITE January 7, 2003

Garbage Monkey 

A raccoon because they act more like a monkey than a panda even if they “look” more like a panda.

“Bro, look at that raccoon in my yard!”

“Dude. That’s a garbage monkey.”

Garbage Monkey by Chehala March 18, 2021

Garage Monkey

A man who sits in his garage and drinks beer and smokes cigarettes all day and night while watching some form of sporting event or the weather channel.

Neighbor A: Hey, what do you think Bryan is doin'?

Neighbor B: Oh, that garage monkey is probably passed out with a cigarette in his hand!

Neighbor A: Yea, we better not go over there, he might shoot us with his 100 year old rifle!!

Neighbor B: I'd bet he'd shoot his own foot though!

Garage Monkey by R to the Y to the A to the N April 25, 2010