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garbage baby

Any baby found in the garbage because some mofo bitch had her a kid and threw it away 'cuz she a ho.
" I dun not want dis here garbage baby so ima get rid 'o it in dis here trash thingy"
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Garbage baby

Offspring resulting from the extraction and insertion of sperm from a used condom discarded into the garbage can.
Dude, Tiffany stole my splooge from the can, we're gonna have a garbage baby!
Garbage baby by RibbitFrog December 22, 2015

Garbage Baby

It’s a cute nickname to someone who’s mother found them in a dumpster as an infant and took care of them for the rest of their life.
oh look over there! It’s Cameron the Garbage Baby
“Where?”
Garbage Baby by Yveltal OwO December 2, 2019

garagebaby 

If a car is stored in the garage during a storm it is a garage baby. It is always clean when other cars are otherwise dirty.
Look at that garagebaby, not a spec of snow on it.
garagebaby by Darioisms December 13, 2022
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