That Jane was in the bathroom for at least an hour the other night, stuck my ear to the door to see if she was ok and it sounded like she was strumming a tune on the old gammon guitar
by cheffykins January 2, 2012
A journalist/politician or other public follower who has the power to sway the opinion of angry gammons.
by Javiwhite January 7, 2021
Tom Gammon is a world wide superstar. Mainly known for his 2 inch chode, bullet nipples, cows lick and BBM hoes. You can find this wild creature lurking around the streets of kingswood. Its mating call is 'Muaaa Muaaa'
by BillyHaynes1000 June 4, 2013
by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014
Play on words of "Hand Cannon", this entails putting your hands inside of two piglets anuses and using them as melee weapons to thwart off your enemies.
by miggHD July 11, 2018
a bit like beef curtains, but from a different butcher, they still open and shut in the same way tho, usually used in a term of endearment
by weekend jaikey January 6, 2008
by darren hanson April 27, 2004