Gammon is a term best used to describe white liberal men who spend most of their days ranting angrily on Twitter about people slightly right of them or about people who voted for Brexit.
Takes its name from the pork product that is pinkish-red and salty which perfectly describes the faces of these men.
Takes its name from the pork product that is pinkish-red and salty which perfectly describes the faces of these men.
Gammon will often use the term against people who voted for Brexit, often accusing leavers of being racists and xenophobes, meanwhile they march in Labour rallies that are majority white and middle aged while supporting Corbyn, a red faced old white antisemite.
Recognising irony clearly isn't in a Gammon's nature.
Many no doubt will still seek to replace this definition about how it doesn't apply to them, unable to recognise that they are similar to those that they dislike so much.
Recognising irony clearly isn't in a Gammon's nature.
Many no doubt will still seek to replace this definition about how it doesn't apply to them, unable to recognise that they are similar to those that they dislike so much.
by YuLin September 23, 2018
Secret code name for all minorities (the dark race) , so people can speak about them without them knowing.
Jordin: Hey Dean these gammons' make the lab smell like hair food!
Dean: *hehehe* Yeah..........and their bekke stink like kak,but their teeth are white though (confused).
Dean: *hehehe* Yeah..........and their bekke stink like kak,but their teeth are white though (confused).
by FuckFace2000 October 16, 2014
A chunk of meat that considered to be the most potent part of the animal/person. Often confused with Gamen, the hind leg of a pig/pork. Gammon has certain healing properties and can cure any mental illness, Jesus once used the power of Gammon to completely restructure his brain cells and revive himself from death.
- May I have a loaf of Gammon?
- Would you kindly pass the Gammon grinder?
- This slab of Gammon is delicious l
- I can feel the power of Gammon flowing through my veins
- Please let me have a slice of Gammon
- I'll have 3 tubs of Gammon and a bottle of Gammon please.
- Would you kindly pass the Gammon grinder?
- This slab of Gammon is delicious l
- I can feel the power of Gammon flowing through my veins
- Please let me have a slice of Gammon
- I'll have 3 tubs of Gammon and a bottle of Gammon please.
by The Gammon Master February 5, 2020
somethings wrong with u
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