A word to describe the finest bit of ass... (The female type)
Person A: "Yo dude, check out that Gammon over there!"

Person B: "Oh, hell yeah, wouldn't mind giving her a bit of my special seasoning!"
by thuggedout January 24, 2011
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The product of lustful breeding. Eternal being. Satan cowers in Gammon’s presence. Takes on the form of mushed up shrek when in attack/seduce mode. Powers include seduction and herpes. Legend has it Gammon is the last thing one sees before their descent to hell. Goes by it/them pronouns.
did you hear there was a gammon sighting last night? it was in the steam mill!
by mike from the queens May 27, 2020
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A term used to decribe cured or preserved meat primarily pork which is considered inferior 'having bad taste' to and an imitation 'fake' of the fresh or 'real' product.

The current 'urbandictionary' use of the word 'exported by the british' with negative connotation originated in Australia by the aboriginals.

The origins of the term and linear progression derive first from the greek 'kampe' meaning bending/joint, translated to the latin 'gamba' meaning leg/hock of an animal, then to the french 'jambon' meaning 'ham', then to the old english 'gambon' also meaning 'ham' and finally to the modern english 'gammon'.
If something or someone if imitating, fakeing or pretending it is said to be 'gammon'
If something or someone is in bad taste it is said to be 'gammon'
by Clarify December 16, 2018
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A term that suits anyone at a Labour rally or pro-EU rally in the UK. Originally coined to be used against anyone who was white and voted for Brexit.

The description better fits protestors of Brexit or Labour activists however and one only need look at their rallies and protests to see why. Their little events are majorly composed of white liberals standing in a line who are often middle aged, unkept and screaming obscenities at any opposed to their ideology.
The pro-EU rally outside of Parliament contained gammon, their white faces turned red as they begun crying over Britain leaving the EU and turned even more red when they started screaming obscenities at those who supported Brexit and shouting that leave voters were racists and Nazis.

"Muh future is ruined now we 'ave left the EU, even though I dont understand the economical failings of the EU, its unfair outdated policies in international dealings or who leads it, im going to say that any against it are only such because theyre racists and hate immingrants! Dem racists Brexit supporters are Nazis who want to deport foreign born citizens of da UK innit? That's what I read on Facebook anyways. ONE WITH EURIPE! I AM EURIPEAN NOT BITISH! OH JEREMY CORBYN! " ~ typical Labour Gammon who thinks anyone opposed to the EU or his party is a racist, Nazi or Xenophobe.
by Liberal madness July 13, 2018
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Gammon is any angry middle aged white person with bigoted and hateful politics (for example, far left Labour supporters who hate Jews or the far right EDL who hate foreigners).

Named from the ham with the same name which is reddy-pinkish which characterises the faces of these men when they get angry spitting their hateful rhetoric.

Mostly a dead meme and insult now, only continued to be used mostly by far left Labour Monumentum shills on Twitter who often bigrade forums and sites like these in an attempt to keep the insult alive, unaware that it applies to them just as much as to their right wing racist counter parts.

Jeremy Corbyn is Gammon, his face turns red when he's angry and he denies antisemitism by enabling it within his party, also by supporting the Islamic terror group Hamas which seeks to eradicate Jews from Israel, sharing platforms with Holocaust deniers and promoting an open racist MP as the equality minister of Labour who thinks Jews should be relocated from Israel and that white teen girls should have kept quiet about their abuse at the hands of Muslim men for "diversity's sake."
Many Corbynistas (Corbyn's devout die-hard supporters) are Gammon too, being white middle aged angry white men who often post racist remarks about Jews on Corbyn's FB page while denying that they are racist.

The EDL and most Tommy Robinson supporters are Gammon, they too are white middle aged angry men who happily use racist remarks against non-whites, declare all Muslims terrorist, with many supporting white supremacy and being neo-Nazis.

Both left wing and right wing Gammon all have something in common: they're all middle aged white people. All get angry until their faces turn red. All are intolerant to other viewpoints (i. e declaring that Brexit voters are all racist for voting to leave the EU with the opposite saying remainers are traitors to the country, both groups refusing to discuss things civilly without insulting one another). All have racist views in one way or another and all live in majority white areas which is especially hypocritical of the left wing ones who are often privileged white liberals who boast of ethnic diversity but live in gentrified white areas away from us ethnics.
by AfrinCa September 24, 2018
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An Insult for racists and probrexiteers

Rather than using racist, xenophobic and misogynistic- use Gammon
Oh there John goes with his anti-EU rhetoric. He's being a proper gammon
by Loco Ceeer December 24, 2020
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