Gabriel Jesus

The best average player to grace a football pitch. HIs touch on the ball is mediocre but he can still steal the ball...and your girlfriend. FUCK YOU HES THE BEST
Ugly girl: WHo even is Gabriel Jesus?
Hot Girl: THE BEST PLAYER IN THE FUCCKING WORLD
by Lightskin Lovely April 05, 2022
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gabriel jesus

The best Brazilian baller 5 star skills, top star pace and weak foot best premier league player and man city.
Best footballer
Damn this kid is such a gabriel jesus he is so fast and pacy
by bossgamer April 10, 2017
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He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 05, 2023
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