John said, "Ok, well there's this friend of mine, I don't wanna say his name, let's just say he's guy one. So he does this other guy, 'Guy 2' at a party and now Guy 1 might think he might be gay."

Everyone stares blankly...

Guy 2 by Lord BentoR April 15, 2003

Guy 2

Used in most examples

Guy 1:hi

Guy 2:hey

Guy 2 by Mastergen213 January 31, 2023

Guy -2

best friends with guy -1, appears in the ytanoitcid nabrU.

guy 1: i have constructed a portal to another universe!
guy 2: what the fu
guy -2 (from the portal): !olleH

Guy -2 by PotatoGuy2763 January 19, 2026

guy 1 and guy 2

used in every urban dictionary example sentence. literally no one would have the conversation these guys bring up

Guy 1: SEX SEX SEX HKGYUGYUGYUJHGTYGKJ

Guy 2: thats fucking stupid, correct

Girl: i got sexed and i hate and i tell everyone. i also like the sex

this is guy 1 and guy 2 in an example. also girl is there too

guy 1 and guy 2 by The Guy who is Anonymous April 1, 2021

1 guy 2 spoons

as far as i know it was an itteration of 2 girls 1 cup but it involves a guy taking 2 spoons and using them to pull his eye out of its socket

p1: have you seen "1 guy 2 spoons"
p2: yes i have you disgusting person

1 guy 2 spoons by merc5820 February 11, 2023

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026