Grote

Another word for "bollock" or "testicle", in most cases it refers to only one testicle.
Prostitute: What do you want me to do for you today?

Guy: Fiddle my grote please.
by Jarab97 November 11, 2014
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that shit is grote!
by jay April 25, 2003
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groted

To be in a state of extreme drunkenness. Often leads to innappropriate behaviour, krumping, nausea, karaoke, a feeling of invincibility, unconsciousness, and memory loss the next day.
After 700mls of Bundy, he was completely groted.
by David O'Brien August 05, 2007
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Grote

Grote- A word that can replace anything, "grote" can be used as a "secret code" or to confuse an enemy.
"Grote" can also be used as a term to blur out a word such as fuck.

This word is in similar use to the word Smurf
Person: I gotta take a grote

Person 2: The hell is a grote?

Person 3 to Person 2: It's easy man, the grote needs to take a grote.
by Spero_ April 21, 2019
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Grote

A small muscled man that lives underneath you that injects pure creatine, has a shitty beard and has terribly fragile masculinity.
Is the Grote in the house today? I fucking hate that fucking Grote
by DavehasaTFP June 20, 2022
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Grotes

The guy with the ear hair is GROTES!
by ButterMN July 11, 2008
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Law of Grote

If there is a predator missile in Call of Duty 4 - Modern Warfare 2, it will defy all game logic and instead of going for the group of 3 or 4 guys, it will go for you. You can not hide, it will always find you, and you will not survive.
When playing CoD, I swear that I can never break the law of Grote. I hate predator missiles!
by Crewman343 April 21, 2011
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