googlenheimer 

A fetish for chodes.

Girl 1: I won't swallow unless it's square.
Girl 2: EW! GOOGLENHEIMER OR WHAT?

googlenheimer by bananaaz March 10, 2009

Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.

I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.

Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.

Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

End-stage Googleheimer's by brainyuck May 12, 2011

googenheimer 

1.) a german who speaks english with a very very strong accent

2.) any german thing or person

That googenheimer was speaking to me yesterday, but i couldn't understand a thing.

googenheimer by Veign August 17, 2007

googlheimer 

that dumb son of a bitch who always takes that last something (food, object, etc) when they could clearly see that you wanted it.

"gwen, didn't you want that last sugar cookie that was sitting on the table?"

"yes perri, i did, why?"

"because i took it"

"ugh! whatta googlheimer,"

googlheimer by Perriiiii [and gwen] December 31, 2008

GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL 

where you insert the penis in to the vagina,then you eat out you partner with 7 other female specimens. whilst fucking your mom.then you eat out your dog or suck his cock.go doggy syle with your dad or brother, then outside take a HUGE shit. then throw it at your neighbors, in a used condom, while they are going at it.
it's really satisfying.
GIVES LARGE BONERS.

your mom gave a great GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL last night.

GOOGENHIMER SHNITZEL by siabcusa. February 23, 2008

Goosenheimer 

It's like a silly goose

but with an added "nheimer" and subtracted "silly".

John: You're such a goosenheimer.

Goosenheimer by Noneone September 13, 2009