GOLDEN BATON Share definition Flag Giving a guy a hand job with a lot of lubricant. The car was too small to fuck in so we bought some Astro Glide at the Walgreen's and Janice gave me a golden baton. GOLDEN BATON by creedmoor July 15, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the GOLDEN BATON mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch