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Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.
Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!
by July 03, 2009
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penis.. cock.. wang...pee pee... the one eyed willie... the main vein, even... snake... dork.... ding aling... schlong... tally whacker.... johnso- ... you get the idea! :D
would you like me to enliven your goad?
Dude, she got my goad so hard...
I got skeet all over my goad!
by eTX October 15, 2004
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everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.
if you're in love, you've met a goad
by dancer6211 August 05, 2011
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The area between one's ballsack and anus. Synonomous with grundle and taint.
My goad is a swamp right now.
by BBNB23 March 29, 2015
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