Goad

everything. it isnt the end of anything, it isnt GROW OLD ALONE & DIE. its sunshine on a rainy day. birds chirping. beautiful sweet long lasting forever and ever. you will always be happy with goad. its special. and no matter what you do, dont let it go.

if you're in love, you've met a goad

by dancer6211 August 06, 2011

Goad

An extremely good looking person.

Wow, check out that Goad.

by Ron Dinelli March 05, 2009

Goad

not good, bad.

Did you see that fumble? Yeah that was goad!

by espo23 December 16, 2010

Goad

Is the unshaven hair that is growing underneath a man's (or woman's) chin/neck that is quite nappy and scruffy looking, or looks as though the person never should have tried to grow hair there. often referred to as a "nasty Goad"

hey Jim, did you happen to see charlies nasty Goad hes got goin on.

that bum sure had a nasty Goad!

by thejohnanator October 21, 2010

GOAD

A ball of curdled cum that exits the penis like a kidney stone. Usually followed by searing pain.

Doctor: "Good news you don't have testicular cancer. It's just goad."

by pickledgoad June 18, 2021

GOAD

Acronym for GROW OLD ALONE and DIE. A term especially used in online dating, where those who are not getting live dates out of their online dating profiles become more and more desperate, fearing they may become totally dateless and mateless, the dreaded GOAD.

Anxious woman to another: Will you please check my online dating profiles and pictures if I send you the links? Tell me your honest opinion! If I don't start getting some dates, I'm going to end up being a GOAD!!!

by sarasplayroom.com July 03, 2009

Goading

Belittling or Demoralising someone for little or no reason while haveing complete control over them anyway.

Goaded - Past Tense
Derived from the unfair but rad teacher Mr goad.

'Oh fuck, I'm in for a right goading later'

by SWalton November 26, 2007