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GBLT
NEW WAITRESS: What would you like this afternoon?
CUSTOMER: I love GBLT!
NEW WAITRESS: Okay, so you're gay. That's cool. What would you like for lunch?
CUSTOMER: Do you have a GBLT sandwich or salad?
VETERAN WAITRESS: (passing by) Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sweety.
NEW WAITRESS: Ooohhh!!! We don't have one on the menu, but I will have them make one up for you. Sandwich or salad?
CUSTOMER: A bowl of Salad with rye toast on the side, please. And a glass of V8.
NEW WAITRESS: I'll be back in 10 minutes.
CUSTOMER: Thanks.
NEW WAITRESS: You're welcome.
CUSTOMER: I love GBLT!
NEW WAITRESS: Okay, so you're gay. That's cool. What would you like for lunch?
CUSTOMER: Do you have a GBLT sandwich or salad?
VETERAN WAITRESS: (passing by) Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sweety.
NEW WAITRESS: Ooohhh!!! We don't have one on the menu, but I will have them make one up for you. Sandwich or salad?
CUSTOMER: A bowl of Salad with rye toast on the side, please. And a glass of V8.
NEW WAITRESS: I'll be back in 10 minutes.
CUSTOMER: Thanks.
NEW WAITRESS: You're welcome.
GBLT by Jeff The Chef June 18, 2006
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