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Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sandwich or salad.
NEW WAITRESS: What would you like this afternoon?

CUSTOMER: I love GBLT!

NEW WAITRESS: Okay, so you're gay. That's cool. What would you like for lunch?

CUSTOMER: Do you have a GBLT sandwich or salad?

VETERAN WAITRESS: (passing by) Guacomole, Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato sweety.

NEW WAITRESS: Ooohhh!!! We don't have one on the menu, but I will have them make one up for you. Sandwich or salad?

CUSTOMER: A bowl of Salad with rye toast on the side, please. And a glass of V8.

NEW WAITRESS: I'll be back in 10 minutes.

CUSTOMER: Thanks.

NEW WAITRESS: You're welcome.
GBLT by Jeff The Chef June 18, 2006
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