This is a person you dont want to stand near because of all the diseases it may carry around. This creature has all kinds of std's. Never even lay an eye on those abominations.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.