G.I. Joe

dolls for boys

my little brother always plays tea party with his G.I. Joes

by damnmexican November 22, 2011

G.I. Joe

Gacacara Initis Joe. A term invented to describe the utmost toughness of the american hero: G.I. Joe. Prior to this abbreviation, no words could adequately describe bravery and toughness of this degree.

That G.I. Joe, a.k.a. Gacacara Initis Joe is really tough american Hero!!

by jomogijoe July 30, 2011

G.I. Joe

Anyone (preferably named Joe) who seems to constantly have gastrointestinal problems.

"Oh, man, smells like G.I. Joe set off some bioweapons in here."

by cootergirl October 13, 2008

G.I. Joe

The act of penetration through a colostomy site.

Putting a penis, dildo or finger through a colostomy site.
The way homosexual men with. Sewd up rectums have intercourse.

"Ever since my rectum was surgically shut we have been enjoying the G.I. Joe style"

by G.I. Joe New Jersey August 23, 2009

G.I. Joe

A guy in the military who comes home on leave and sleeps with his friend's girl

" Brad came home on leave and slept with his best friend's girl, he's such a g.I. joe."

by [e-mail] August 12, 2014

G.I. Joe

When you are having anal sex you imitate the Americans aggressive nuclear bombings back in the day and scream out HOORAH when you finally "touchdown"

Whenever I G.I. Joe, I feel like a real American!

by Real American Patriot February 5, 2019

G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021