flabacertatuaxious 

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.

"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."

flabacertatuaxious by Zantetsuken January 22, 2022

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

flab-aghasted by anomelie March 9, 2010

flabbergaggled 

The act of giving a fellatio laying on a bed/ couch while on your back. Your head is off the side and the male stands over you while his penis is fully inserted down your throat, touching your gag reflex while his testicles are draped and covering your nose and eyes.

Dude, you should have been there last night, I flabbergaggled her till she almost passed out.

flabbergaggled by eodude February 11, 2014

Flab Stab 

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

Flab Stab by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

Flabbed 

When your walking and someones piece of fat most times arm fat slaps you in the face you have been FLABBED!

Person who got flabbed: Ouch!! That person just flabbed me right in the face!

Person who got flabbed friend: OOF that must of really hurt!

Flabbed by OKURNESSEABJ May 4, 2019

Flab Monkey 

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

Flab Monkey by Dr. KLUE October 1, 2008

Filabh 

A verb derived from the phrase "fall in love and be happy" and is used to describe the situation of finding, or getting into a relationship, with "the one".

It can also be used flippantly to describe finding or meeting "the one".

A: Is C on on the pull tonight?

B: No. He told me he's looking for something serious; He really wants to filabh.

Filabh by ej159 April 5, 2009