Fuumer

A Fuumer is someone who has a obsession with Fumo's.

Person 1: Bro, I bought a Remilia Fumo.

Person 2: Man, you're such a Fuumer.

by ARealFuumer January 27, 2021

Jim Fulmer

Jim Fulmer

A legendary man who somehow managed to serve in World War 1, World War 2, and the Vietnam War; also in a few top secret tours to North Korea. He now resides in Oconomowoc, Wisconsin where he defines the term 'bad ass' by patrolling the OHS halls and putting a stop to all major crime, hat wearing, and use of electronic devices. In his own time he enjoys raising is 38 year old homosexual son and playing Xbox live.

His gammertag is Lt Fulmer and his current KDR is 4.38.

Jim Fulmer killed two stones with one bird

by fulmerstreak411 December 24, 2009

melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019

Ned fulmer

A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee

I love my wife! im ned fulmer!

by Iuseallpronouns October 11, 2022

fumer

Person who acts like he's sniffed too much gasoline, glue etc. Possessed of a confused, disconnected brain.

I want a scalpel, not a forceps! You are such a fumer!

by gnostic1 August 6, 2010

fummer

the short season between summer and fall when everything is perfect for everything. The morning air is crisp, evening breezes cool, the middays sunny but not too hot. The best foods are at their peaks, and children run around with peach juice running down happy faces. Not too cold to relax in the sun, not to hot to bake chocolate chip cookies. Memories of summer fun melt into anticipation of cozy rainy days curled up with a blanket and a good book.

The perfect fummer day is spent hiking through the woods picking and eating blackberries as you go.

by permaculturedreams September 2, 2010

Ned Fulmer

Former Try Guy (Buzzfeed). His whole personality was "I love my wife", and yet he cheated on her with HIS EMPLOYEE.

LOVE IS DEAD

NED IS A PIECE OF SHIT

person a: Hey, did you hear the news?
person b: What news?
person a: Apparently Ned Fulmer cheated on his wife!
person b: Holy shit! The "I love my wife" guy?
person a: Yeah! And with his employee too!
person b: Shit, doesn't he have kids with her?
person a: Yeah, two sons. And get this, the woman he cheated with was engaged! And had been with her fiance for 10 years!

by eddie.luvs.u September 29, 2022