Futchy's mom Share definition Flag One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom. Futchy's mom by notluthi March 17, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Futchy's mom mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch