Futch scale

A scale of different “types” of lesbians. Different places on the scale are:
•High Femme
•Femme
•Butchy Femme, also known as Chapstick Lesbian
•Futch
•Soft Butch
•Butch
•Stone Butch

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

Futch scale by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

Futchy's mom 

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents

Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom.

Futchy's mom by notluthi March 17, 2009

that's so fetch 

Slang term used to say something is "very cool". Used by the character Gretchen in the popular movie "Mean Girls".

Regina: Oh my god, I love your bracelet. Where did you get it?
Cady: Thanks, my mom made it.
Gretchen: That's so fetch!

that's so fetch by Babs May 22, 2006

abercrombie & fitch sex 

Slutty pictures on the walls of an abercrombie store. Often making out men and women or just men. Often naked models with large gentiles and muscular/curvy figures. A.K.A. Child or adult pornography.

Guy 1: Look at that hot A&F models boobs. I'm so horny and turned on!!
Guy 2: Holy crap! I just wanna shove my face in that little skinny girls boobs!
Guy 3: I wish I was that guy model who is groping and French kissing that women model!
Guy 4: That's abercrombie & fitch sex for you!

abercrombie & fitch sex by That hot chick January 27, 2014

Fetch (Sexual Act) 

The Sexual act involving a dog, a ball, a woman and a volunteer. The volunteer throws the ball, aiming it into the woman's vagina. Once the ball is successfuly thrust into the woman's vagina, the dog runs and attempts to grab the ball fromt inside the womans vagina, often eating her out in a rough (ruff) manner. Once the dog returns the bloddy ball back to the volunteer, Fetch has been performed successfuly.

Mike: Did you hear what happened to jessica at the party?
David: No, what?
Mike: Donald was playing with his dog, and eventually ended up performing fetch on Jesicca.
David: Was the dog okay?
Fetch (sexual act)

Fetch (Sexual Act) by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014

Fitch High School 

High School in the suburb of Youngstown Ohio, filled with juvenial drug attics, underage pregnant girls, classrooms that flood (occasionally), stereotypical gym teachers, Mr.Norah (guiness book of world records two titles held; worlds biggest nose, and worlds biggest dickhead, also Fitch High School VISE-Principal), a new "dress code" that bans individuality (would be called a uniform but then they would have to buy all new uniforms for students with reduced lunch) , shitty sports teams, big burly teachers that will kill you if you get into a fight (Mr.Murphy), and a lunch room divided by skin-color.

Mr.Conroy, Mr.Fender, Mr.Case, and Mr.Kimmel (gym teachers) all wear to-short-shorts and put the "athletic kids"/jocks against the "athletically challenged kids"/nerds.

Mr.Norah, nothing more to say.

My teachers (big burly ones) have spoken to my classes about wanting to "break up" fights with as much force as possble.

Dude hes been over in "Little Africa" for a minute or two, its either a drug deal or a shanking.

Fitch High School open enrollment, enough said.

Fitch High School by Ga-Boo-Boo June 30, 2009

Fitch High School 

Fitch high school is a place where all the grotopotamus roam the hallways and make grunting noises! Usually in the spring months when the weather gets warm, and they are able to start dressing like slam pigs!

lordy that grotopotamus is showing way to much skin, and they are grunting like the honey badger. They must be from fitch high school./

Fitch High School by That will happen May 6, 2013