Who lit the fuse to your tampon

What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.

"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Frank."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016

fuse boy

Someone who fails at being funny; usually noones likes that person. A fuck boy

Gerard: i fucked your mom

*no reaction from anyone*
Tyrese: sick joke fuse boy

by MOITRA October 4, 2014

fused picard

Holding penis tips together until the cum dries.

It took 20 minutes to complete the fused picard.

by subwaycoffee January 19, 2016

cool fused

related to a thing or event being extraordinary and amazing

"how was your trip?"
"it was pretty cool fused, man"

by charleston III June 13, 2017

lit the fuse to your tampon

what someone asks their friend (or worse) if their friend is freakin' out.

"Gosh Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"

"Shut the hell up, Fred."

by HashBrownClown March 13, 2016

Digitally Fused

"Digitally Fused" refers to the state of being constantly intertwined and reliant on digital technologies, to the point where the boundary between the online and offline realms becomes blurred.

Ever since acquiring their advanced augmented reality glasses, the youth of the future have become digitally fused, effortlessly navigating between virtual and physical realities with seamless integration.

by Davellin June 9, 2023

Fused Pizza Rule

If A 2 slices of pizza are not properly cut, it counts as 1 slice

This is a violation of the Fused Pizza Rule, jim. you cut that slice in half

by Chili Bobsleds. February 23, 2021