Alaskan short fuse

Having sex with women, and making her believe you'll be together for a long time. When you are about to cum you save it inside of you and run around the house cumming on every electrical appliance. Everything will break, you proceed to run out of the house, finally cumming on the women's electrical box.

Jillian: Why are you so sad Linda
Linda: Some guy alaskan short fused my house
Jilian: That happened to me a week ago
Linda: oh
Jilian: yup

by Tha alaskan January 4, 2011

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Con"fucking"fused

Just look at the example it explains itself...

When your bff julie really likes mike who is obsessed with paige but paige is going out with jay but I like jay but paige was supposed to move to georgia and then everything would be perfect but instead paige might not move...so paige and jay won't break up and julie and I will be really pissed.

by L*C August 11, 2005

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Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004

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Blow My Fuse

Do it

Come on start a fire

In my electric chair

Baby cross my wires

Light up my hair

Overload my circuits

let me feel the juice

make me an offer

that I can't refuse

Blow my fuse

(Hey hey)You got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

I need a good shot

I can't give it to you

On electric cruise
Blow my fuse

You light my light I'll light you

Baby shake my tower

Get it while it's hot

Baby feel my power

Fifty thousand watts

Come on feel the voltage

Light thick and through

From the whites of my eyeballs

To the souls of my shoes

Blow my fuse

(Hey hey)You got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

I need a good shot

I can't give it to you

On electric cruise
Blow my fuse

Hot wired

Get fired

Ooo baby watch it glow

Give me action

Satisfaction

Babe I'm ready for an overload

Plug me in like electric light

It's a rock and roll show tonight

Blow my fuse

(Hey hey)You got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

I need a good shot

I can't give it to you

Blow my fuse

(Hey hey)
You got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

I need a hot spark

I can't give it to you

Blow my fuse

Got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

Can't give it to you

Blow my fuse

Got nothing to lose

Blow my fuse

Can't give it to you

Blow my fuse

by Death Menace November 13, 2022

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Light fuse and get away!!!!

Light fuse and get away!!!! — The resigned acknowledgement that one is involved in a relationship with a — relatively — volatile person. If you don’t qualify and modify the previous statement with the word “relatively” YOU WILL HAVE A FIGHT ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!

Light fuse and get away is a traditional warning on especially explosive and fiery 4th of July fireworks. Volitive lovers are are fun for the same reasons that these types of fireworks are exciting: SOMETIMES VOLITILITY CAN BE AS HOT AND AS EXPLOSIVE AS HELL.

Is a question of timing and skill with long and short fuses.

I’m not saying anything about your lover; but, if your lover had a label it would be: Light fuse and get away!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 8, 2023

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