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furry murray 

a rare condition where a lush full head of hair surrounds the sphincter. Similar to the type of hair shown on hair growth commercials, but around the butthole, so it's probably never been seen on network Television.
Sandra had fine closely cropped hair on the top of her head, but she was a busy executive. That was all the time she could manage for grooming, so when Steve peeled off her bloomers, he was greeted with a furry murray that triggered his gag reflex.
furry murray by murraydog January 29, 2008

Furry Murry 

A hairy slut wanna be. Hairy meaning mustache and fur-ocious back hair. One who tries to be cute but just can't. One who thinks she's the shit but clearly is not.
John Doe: Dayum, did you see that back fur on furry murry?
Charlie: If she wasn't too busy sucking my dick I would think she's hibernating!
Furry Murry by Lilmsmaryvessels October 27, 2009

Furry Murray 

When your beard hair is touching a girls face when you kiss.
* Guys Leans in for a Kiss *

" No, get your Furry Murray out of here , shave it first"
Furry Murray by dingdong12334556 December 16, 2011