Don't Fuck the Furg is a phrase spoken to young college
girls (mostly freshman) as a warning to not sleep with the least desirable douchebag on the premises. Furg is a nomenclature for a douchebag that is so committed to at least sleeping with one girl at the party he is currently at that he
will wait until they are properly liquored up to make his final move. By warning friends to Not Fuck the Furg you are saving them many
awkward text messages from the Furg character.
Stacy: This party is awesome! Heyy look at that guy over there!
Mika: Yeah... I
don't
think so. Remember Stacy,
don't fuck the furg.
Stacy: Hmmm, I guess you're right.