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Funny Boning 

The act of putting your arm all the way to your elbow...or more specifically your funny bone..... inside any Orifice that will take an arm that far. For example..... anal funny boning is different then vaginal funny boning which is different then oral funny boning.
Guy 1: tell me why you got rid of your boxing speed bag, again?

Guy 2: Now that my wife can take my funny boning her vagina and butt hole at the same time.... my arms are too tired for any thing else
Funny Boning by LemmeF1ndOut October 7, 2021
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Funny Boning 

An orgy in a circus ring with elephants mounting clowns and the ring master.
Person 1: Lets have a funny boning session!
Person 2: Sounds good.
Crowd: Wooo funny boning!
Elephant: ohhhh right!
Clown: Ouch!

Funny boning 

To penetrate a lover or casual whore in either the vagina or anus with your elbow.
Knock-knock, who's there? My mate Dave! he has come round for a funny boning!
Funny boning by Gambo1983 April 24, 2015

Fanny flickingly boring 

When something is so boring you have nothing to do all day other than masterbate.
"how was work?"
"it was so fanny flickingly boring i wore out the batteries in my rabbit."
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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