A lad who loves to eat lots of food, sleep a lot and his bed time is rather early even though he's 20 and this guy probably loves in the attic and doesn't need sunlight. He also claims he has W rizz but he can't pull shit because not only is he ugly he is not able to talk to woman at all unless they are dead.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.