Full Blown Jackass 

A not-so-rare incurable disease of which you can either be born with or it can be passed on to you through significant exposure to a person(s) infected with Full Blown Jackass, In cases of the latter it would be referred to as Second-Hand Jackass.

Referred to by Physicians as FBJ

Symptoms of FBJ are as follows:

Uncontrollable Hatred of everything and everyone,
Unreasoned Dislike,
Arbitrary Asinineness,
Inability to speak Truth,
Extreme Cynicism,
Unnecessary Sarcasm,
Irrational Aggravation,
and Inconsideration

Kane: "Hey Albert can you buy me this game for my bday?"

Albert: "Naw man I gotta get this card deck"

Kane: "But you don't even have anyone to play it with..."

Cashier: "...and heres your deck sir"

Kane: "Wow my brother is such an asshole."

Rob: "Hey man, what do you expect? Poor guys got Full Blown Jackass"

Full Blown Jackass by Kane Marco January 7, 2009