Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.

Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

Full Ape by uhoh! October 28, 2015

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Full Ape

Going mad. When someone goes full ape, you should NOT be around them for at least a day. Give them time to cool off. Make sure they aren't going to hurt you, while they are in the process of destroying a bunch of shit.

Zach said he's about to go full ape if another teacher gives him shit.

Full Ape by uhoh! October 26, 2015

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