Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.
Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!
by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 24, 2010
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Fudge packer

To be annoying and play shitty songs to the public. To stalk others and not leave them alone. A bipolar, reptarded, farf. A homosexual human being that has no life.
That Suave guy is such a fudge packer, he won't leave us alone!
Suave is a fudge packer, it makes me want to farf on him and make him sniff hobos' butts.
by Ewella January 22, 2012
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hey did you see that guy over there? he was a total fudge packer. kinda like billy saunders
by IMAWSOME55 August 29, 2008
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A fudge packer/Fudge packy they Will keep the shit and or others in there ass for pleasure.
Tommy Was a Fudge packer and Shoved some of sallys Fudge While he worked on his report for ms.Lingernie
by ThatSoFunny November 10, 2007
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1) Someone who indulges in anal sex, normally a gay male, but not always so.
2) A machine used by Cadbury's to put bars of Fudge into boxes for distribution
3) The opperator of the above machine.
I'm a fudge packer, I pack fudge in boxes.
by black flag May 29, 2004
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a man who is gay, fudge packer is used to say as a man that enjoys anal sex with another man. also known as..sticking it in the pooper.
by Dchappy32 June 23, 2011
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someone that packages fudge
by Tigerer April 21, 2010
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