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Fuckupery  

A state of one having screwed up so very badly through laziness or frivolity that one's resulting future reputation suffers directly from his or her inherent ability to mess up the easiest of actions.
The extent of my roommate's fuckupery is astounding; not only does she sleep until 5:30 every afternoon and miss her classes, but her nights are consumed by watching anime and reading Harry Potter fan fiction until she goes to sleep to start the whole cycle all over again.
Fuckupery by Platinum Myst May 10, 2007

fuckukery 

(fuh-cock-er-ree)

noun

Used to describe something that has been messed up with to the point of no return, or obviously completely made-up. Usually happens in order to make one appear either knowledgeable on the subject matter, or completely blameless in a messed up situation.
Jeremy got so fed up with Michael's fuckukery on Facebook that he posted STFU on his wall one day.

Your lawyer's legalese fuckukery won't erase the fact that you're so going to fry.

My brother's high blood pressure is a direct testament to the level of his current fuckukery.

Fuckoffer 

Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults
The security guard was a real fuckoffer.

or

She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.

or

The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.
Fuckoffer by TJH420 April 20, 2006

Fuckupper 

Person 1: How'd things with the project so badly?

Person 2: Oh you know, it was assigned to John, the resident Fuckupper.
Fuckupper by ArtistsUnited December 24, 2014

Carnival of Fuckupery 

A Carnival of Fuckupery is celebration of High Order Douchebaggery. Simply put, an individual, or more commonly, individuals, are douching it up to such an extreme extent that there is nothing you can do to control the situation. And why would you want to do that? It will all come crashing down sooner rather than later, so crack a beer open some chips and settle in for the shitshow.
The mixing of Ketamine, whiskey and borderline Down Syndrome almost universally results in a Carnival of Fuckupery.

fuckoffery 

Jeff has mastered the skill of fuckoffery quite well during his tour in the Navy.
fuckoffery by AT1 Jeff Jones March 9, 2007