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Crazy Fucking Shit 

Crazy Fucking Shit

1) the name for something that was so insane, you just had to call it "crazy fucking shit"

2) drugs you take when you have no idea what it is or whats in it
1) dude, that roller party was some crazy fucking shit man...

2) dude, i just dropped something, and its some crazy fucking shit.
Crazy Fucking Shit by xstacy March 1, 2009

crazy ass mother fucking bitch

A person so nuts or "ape-shit crazy" that they disturb peace, daily life, and very possibly the very fabric of the universe.
OMFG! Mrs. Puttana is such a crazy ass mother fucking bitch for giving us a eighteen page essay over Winter break! How I am supposed to enjoy my childhood like this?!

crazy ass mother fucking bitch stupid ass bitch motherfucking cunt 

It means you stupid crazy and ugly

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra 

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick
I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
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